Saturday, May 30, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
hayden joke
I just formulated a new intellectual humor about the infamous Hayden.
It goes like this.
kunware binati kita ng Hi?
anong isasagot mo?
Edi Hayden
(this could also pertain to Hayden Panettiere and Hayden Christensen)
It goes like this.
kunware binati kita ng Hi?
anong isasagot mo?
Edi Hayden
(this could also pertain to Hayden Panettiere and Hayden Christensen)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
huh?
Kateng and i had a very interesting conversation last night.
Betty: mahal kaya talaga ni ryan si judy?
Kateng: dud feeling ko hindi
Betty: oonga eh
Kateng: kasi dati me shop sila sa may San Andress silang dalawa nakikita ko sila dun
Kateng: eventually nagsara na din eh
Betty: o?
Kateng: feeling ko napilitan nalang din kasi natatakot
Betty: bakit?
Kateng: e shempre dude baka wala nalang choice si judy
Betty: teka sino bang pinaguusapan naten?
Kateng: si Jodie Sta Maria
Betty Kateng: hahahaahhahaahahha!!!!
Kateng: naunahan pa ni jodie anne si jolina noh?
Betty: a oonnga yun long time bf nya
Kateng: oo yun lawyer ata yun si bebong
Betty: Bebong Roco?
Kateng: gagu bembol roco!!
Betty Kateng: haahahahahahahahaha!
Walang tumama eh?
Betty: mahal kaya talaga ni ryan si judy?
Kateng: dud feeling ko hindi
Betty: oonga eh
Kateng: kasi dati me shop sila sa may San Andress silang dalawa nakikita ko sila dun
Kateng: eventually nagsara na din eh
Betty: o?
Kateng: feeling ko napilitan nalang din kasi natatakot
Betty: bakit?
Kateng: e shempre dude baka wala nalang choice si judy
Betty: teka sino bang pinaguusapan naten?
Kateng: si Jodie Sta Maria
Betty Kateng: hahahaahhahaahahha!!!!
Kateng: naunahan pa ni jodie anne si jolina noh?
Betty: a oonnga yun long time bf nya
Kateng: oo yun lawyer ata yun si bebong
Betty: Bebong Roco?
Kateng: gagu bembol roco!!
Betty Kateng: haahahahahahahahaha!
Walang tumama eh?
the curious case of baby james
Kris Aquino has another album under her label, this time with baby james. An educational nursery themed Album which is a must buy. In fact they included tagalog songs such as tong tong tongpakitong kitong. And i would like to apologize in behalf of my favorite for constantly calling her son, "baby james". That i have to warn you that there will come a time when she might call him "toddler james", "teenybopper james", "yuppie james" and finally an "adult james" when he reaches 30 (according to detailed stages of growth).
And i totally understand that because she might be confused in mixing it with her "husband james".
She's just so organized.
And i totally understand that because she might be confused in mixing it with her "husband james".
She's just so organized.
The hidden camera of Dr kho
Does it sounds like an Asian suspense movie or pinoyporn at its best? I've been hearing about this issue nonstop wherever i go,Cabs, office, at home, restaurants or just about everywhere. My thoughts about the issues are the following: (as if it matters!)
1. I've seen the videos in my workplace through my peripheral vision only. i didn't really payed much attention, because Honestly, i don't think there's something wrong about them having sex...i mean, its not our moral obligation if they were having sex, the thing is, why are we so concerned about these videos? that it becomes our moral duties not to meddle in other peoples intimate activities.
2.Dr Kho's recorded sex videos has nothing to do with his being a medical practitioner, i don't think he should be prohibited from practicing his profession. After all, nobody would really want to have their skin checked by this poor doctor?
3.This case shouldn't be brought up to the Senate, there's a gazzillion more bigger National issues than a sex video.
4. Those who uploaded the videos are the one responsible, there should be a law that punishes this particular theft, that is stealing personal videos and uploading for public viewing.
5.For the victims, katrina, maricar and hayden..they should go abroad...to Greece or Nepal. or reconsider plastic surgery...or hayden can perform the surgery to both maricar and katrina..but without the camera of course.
6.Seriously, for those who have a copy, or those who plan to download the video, lets spare this people by not circulating it anymore and help them live better lives.
1. I've seen the videos in my workplace through my peripheral vision only. i didn't really payed much attention, because Honestly, i don't think there's something wrong about them having sex...i mean, its not our moral obligation if they were having sex, the thing is, why are we so concerned about these videos? that it becomes our moral duties not to meddle in other peoples intimate activities.
2.Dr Kho's recorded sex videos has nothing to do with his being a medical practitioner, i don't think he should be prohibited from practicing his profession. After all, nobody would really want to have their skin checked by this poor doctor?
3.This case shouldn't be brought up to the Senate, there's a gazzillion more bigger National issues than a sex video.
4. Those who uploaded the videos are the one responsible, there should be a law that punishes this particular theft, that is stealing personal videos and uploading for public viewing.
5.For the victims, katrina, maricar and hayden..they should go abroad...to Greece or Nepal. or reconsider plastic surgery...or hayden can perform the surgery to both maricar and katrina..but without the camera of course.
6.Seriously, for those who have a copy, or those who plan to download the video, lets spare this people by not circulating it anymore and help them live better lives.
Monday, May 18, 2009
toki talk
UAE: collection mo yung tokidoki diba?
Me: oo
Me : bakit?
UAE: wala lang naghahanap kasi ako dito
Me: bakit naman?
UAE: wala hinahanap kita
Me: ayyy..thats sweet
UAE: meron dito mukang arabo
hehe
Me: oo
Me : bakit?
UAE: wala lang naghahanap kasi ako dito
Me: bakit naman?
UAE: wala hinahanap kita
Me: ayyy..thats sweet
UAE: meron dito mukang arabo
hehe
Recap
I would like to put this on record that if and when MARY FRANCIS HARDER wins the lotto, she will get me my very own Leica S series that costs million bucks.
While MELISSA SUE LORENZO will make us (with Fran) libre at Saisaiki on her 1st Monsthsary with Jase and In Brazil Brazil on his 1st break up anniversary without his Ex aka "the pigman" (in the harsh words of Sue).
Marked.
While MELISSA SUE LORENZO will make us (with Fran) libre at Saisaiki on her 1st Monsthsary with Jase and In Brazil Brazil on his 1st break up anniversary without his Ex aka "the pigman" (in the harsh words of Sue).
Marked.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
work stories, tvc's and campaign ads
Wake up call
I'm early at the office because i had to revise (again) a troubled scene that needed a separate footage of ball bounce in a non soccer playing kid's knee. However, i couldn't get it right in the ends of the Earth because I'm a non sport playing human.
Alagang alaga namin si puti
I have this funny story about work, that time when were doing series of tvc's for Smart and the director gave us still pictures of Carabao, Cow and caravan, we have to put the endorsers chroma footage in the cart and simulate a realistic animal movement. Mine was the Cow (takatakatok cart) scene, I was done with the cart and had all the native baskets moving but i was wondering how to get that cow move. I went outside to observe a walking animal, a dog maybe? Unfortunately there was no dog..Alas! a cat. So i rendered my cow and when i checked it...twas hilarious!! The cow walked like a cat, complete with that sleek,sly and feline movement. I revise it myself and tweaked some nodes to make the cow less cat- like. I once told this story to my dad and up to now, he still make this kwento to all his friends.
Padyak madness
I love and hate the Pajak craze that Mar Roxas brought in media. I've seen the Pajak plug with his famous "Anak itabi mo, ako na" and the Pajak radio ad which goes "pajak, pajak pajak!"
I love becasue its very effective, that it caught everyones attention (both winsome and irritating factor) It has this soap opera charm that could swoon the older audience. It has this masa apeal, taking the "Mr Palengke" label down the drain. making the Mar Roxas campaign level up to 2.0.
On the otherhand, i hate it, because, I think, Mar Roxas is one of the most effective law maker /senator in the country. I'll vote him for that reason alone. He doesnt need to be that "masa" just to win. For me, the whole Pajak campaign and KoriMar wedding resounds a big old fashion gimickry in time for May 10 elections. But I'm still voting for him anyway.
I'm early at the office because i had to revise (again) a troubled scene that needed a separate footage of ball bounce in a non soccer playing kid's knee. However, i couldn't get it right in the ends of the Earth because I'm a non sport playing human.
Alagang alaga namin si puti
I have this funny story about work, that time when were doing series of tvc's for Smart and the director gave us still pictures of Carabao, Cow and caravan, we have to put the endorsers chroma footage in the cart and simulate a realistic animal movement. Mine was the Cow (takatakatok cart) scene, I was done with the cart and had all the native baskets moving but i was wondering how to get that cow move. I went outside to observe a walking animal, a dog maybe? Unfortunately there was no dog..Alas! a cat. So i rendered my cow and when i checked it...twas hilarious!! The cow walked like a cat, complete with that sleek,sly and feline movement. I revise it myself and tweaked some nodes to make the cow less cat- like. I once told this story to my dad and up to now, he still make this kwento to all his friends.
Padyak madness
I love and hate the Pajak craze that Mar Roxas brought in media. I've seen the Pajak plug with his famous "Anak itabi mo, ako na" and the Pajak radio ad which goes "pajak, pajak pajak!"
I love becasue its very effective, that it caught everyones attention (both winsome and irritating factor) It has this soap opera charm that could swoon the older audience. It has this masa apeal, taking the "Mr Palengke" label down the drain. making the Mar Roxas campaign level up to 2.0.
On the otherhand, i hate it, because, I think, Mar Roxas is one of the most effective law maker /senator in the country. I'll vote him for that reason alone. He doesnt need to be that "masa" just to win. For me, the whole Pajak campaign and KoriMar wedding resounds a big old fashion gimickry in time for May 10 elections. But I'm still voting for him anyway.
Friday, May 8, 2009
PAGODA
Pagoda is an adjective word that refers to physical fatigue or a persistent feeling of exhaustion.
Right now, We (co-workers/friends) are feeling terribly pagoda because of non stop work since March. Its a good thing for us to be swimming in work this time especially when most really are troubled because of the economic recession. It really drains us out, like times when the job is easy but we cant work as fast and accurate compared to times when were not exhausted. But i still thank God for work and instead of ranting up to my lungs, I just listed down the things i will be doing as soon as we find time for a grand R and R.
1. Read all the comic books i have
2. magpaikot ikot sa kama ng walang inaalalang revisons kinabukasan
3. Online, internet, surf sa bahay tapos magb-break lang pag inaantok at masakit na ang likod
4. Mag pa SPA at magpahilot sa matandang bulag
5. Kumain ng masusustanshang pagkain
6. Manuod ng sine ng walang inaalalang revisions o online presentation
7. Nagtetext habang nakahiga at nag TV/DVD marathon
8. Makipagkita kay Fran dahil ililibre kami ni Sue
9. Matulog ng 8pm
10. Mag almusal, tanghalian at hapunan sa bahay
1. Read all the comic books i have
2. magpaikot ikot sa kama ng walang inaalalang revisons kinabukasan
3. Online, internet, surf sa bahay tapos magb-break lang pag inaantok at masakit na ang likod
4. Mag pa SPA at magpahilot sa matandang bulag
5. Kumain ng masusustanshang pagkain
6. Manuod ng sine ng walang inaalalang revisions o online presentation
7. Nagtetext habang nakahiga at nag TV/DVD marathon
8. Makipagkita kay Fran dahil ililibre kami ni Sue
9. Matulog ng 8pm
10. Mag almusal, tanghalian at hapunan sa bahay
Thursday, May 7, 2009
TULANG pangkalawakan 2
naglalakad tayo noon sa may Ever
akala ko we will last forever
ngayon nagiisa ako sa robinsons galeria
sa escalator akala ko nakasabay kita, susmaria!
mata ko'y sa malayo nakatanaw
sa langit na kulay bughaw
akala mo nuon ako'y banlag
pero ang totoo,sa pagibig ako'y bulag
yes
yes yes yo
nininow ninow now ninow nininow
akala ko we will last forever
ngayon nagiisa ako sa robinsons galeria
sa escalator akala ko nakasabay kita, susmaria!
mata ko'y sa malayo nakatanaw
sa langit na kulay bughaw
akala mo nuon ako'y banlag
pero ang totoo,sa pagibig ako'y bulag
yes
yes yes yo
nininow ninow now ninow nininow
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
the super hero parody
A superhero is a fictional character of unprecedented powers dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest Derring-do means "daring to do" heroic acts that may sometimes cause grave danger to oneself. Thats a tough job to do.
Being ordinary human mortals, we don't have in born Superpowers except of course with the super charms we all have distinctively (Mine is super high-joke!) Good thing is,we are able to acquire skills because of our God given quality to adapt and learn different things. When we learn many things, we become attached and tend to master this particular skill, Making us like Superheroes in our own right. It is very important though, for us to be cautious that these acquired Super Powers be rendered during and in the right place and right time like kung fu and shaolin practices. And most importantly, do it for the greater good.
It should save people and not break them apart.
A superhero is a friend too.
Being ordinary human mortals, we don't have in born Superpowers except of course with the super charms we all have distinctively (Mine is super high-joke!) Good thing is,we are able to acquire skills because of our God given quality to adapt and learn different things. When we learn many things, we become attached and tend to master this particular skill, Making us like Superheroes in our own right. It is very important though, for us to be cautious that these acquired Super Powers be rendered during and in the right place and right time like kung fu and shaolin practices. And most importantly, do it for the greater good.
It should save people and not break them apart.
A superhero is a friend too.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Tula
Tag ulan nanaman,
Di makatulog
sa malamig na gabi.
Masarap magtago sa ilamim ng iyong kumot at unan
Ingat lang, baka
Anemia na yan.
Di makatulog
sa malamig na gabi.
Masarap magtago sa ilamim ng iyong kumot at unan
Ingat lang, baka
Anemia na yan.
Friday, May 1, 2009
Say Ad Summer Six Documentary
Kagabi nagkaroon ng sobrang bongga at saya na reunion ang Say Ad batch sa pangunguna ni Benay Reyes at Kristina Celebre. Napakadami ng dumalo , humigit kumulang siyam lahat kame at late pa ako. Di ko alam ang nangyari sa dinner kasi di ako pumunta duon, ang alam ko lang, sa Prespolis sila kumain sa may Katipunan. Pagkatapos nun ay lumipat kame sa bahay ni Carla Cubacub sa may Katipunan din at duon itunuloy ang pa raffle at karaoke. Ang kumakanta lang ay si Jeyzel Aguila. At pagnapapagod na ang kanyang falsetto mode, nagiging parang boses lalake nalang, nagkaron ng special number si Benay at Jeyzel na maykasama pang dance number na di ko masyadong pinanuod. Nag mix naman ng inumin si Mildred Rivera at Van Colago na parang baileys. Pagkatapos nun ay sinimulan na ang Raffle draw. Sa Puntong ito, umiikot lang ang mic at bubunot sa plastic cups na may tinupi tuping papel na may pangalan. Ang mga giveaways ay Mama Sita Prooducts, Soen Lingerie, Mangyan Tshirts, Discount coupon from Penshoppe at shempre grand prize ay Ticket for 2 sa Pakyaw-Hatton fight (yung sa screen lang sa Araneta at di sa LA). Nakakuha ako ng Mama Sita give packs at si Vanny naman ang nakakuha ng pamosong Soen lingerie. Nakakatuwa kasi para lang kameng tanga. SayAd nga talaga.
Kasama din si Jill Ortigas, Kim Dy Buncio at bacha the black sheep-dog
Sayang wala si Gara at Kateng kasi maayos ang buhay nila.
Kasama din si Jill Ortigas, Kim Dy Buncio at bacha the black sheep-dog
Sayang wala si Gara at Kateng kasi maayos ang buhay nila.
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